December 2008
158 posts
Black Friday Text Message
liezl: can you put a couple TVs and Monster cables on hold for me at customer service?
patricia: I had a feeling you'd ask, so I actually put one of every TV we sell up there along with all the cables to go with it, and 2 copies of Barb Wire before I left tonight.
liezl: such great customer service. I'm going to write frank and commend you on your work.
patricia: I'm sure frank would love to hear what great work I am doing at 111 since he left 2 years ago to a different Best Buy. That's very nice of you.
liezl: I like to keep him updated.
patricia: Frankie always appreciates being kept in the loop. Crazy mark used to send him hourly updates about you when you were at home and he was outside the window.
liezl: He said he was doing neighborhood watch
patricia: no you misunderstood. He bought the house next door so he could do neighborhood watch. But just you, not the whole neighborhood...
liezl: he really went all out... even adopted a family to keep up the ruse.
patricia: no, you are his family...
November 2008
102 posts
Black Friday is stupid.
2006 walmart stampede
(the slo mo footage is key…)
sigh
My rent is going up $100 in January.
I need to get out of here.
idigress:
Metal Heart
an even better tilt shift video…
feels like a Celebrity Death Match episode.
“The North Wind Blew South”
an amazing time lapse video taken with a tilt shift lens.
People are really going to think you are a wierd one. There are so many...
– Grace on my new submission to the “What’s in your Bag” Flickr group
liezl: I just wanted to share that I am listening to the Nelson Brothers.
tony: Do you mean the Jonas Brothers? I'm assuming they're equally as bad.
liezl: WHAT.
tony: oh THEM. I was thinking that but figured, there could be no way... also it's scary how accessible you are to that photo.
liezl: it's part of my desktop photo montage.
max: OK so your "what's in your bag" looks like a date from hell. Are you planning on torturing someone? you scare me sometimes.
liezl: i wanted to put the most random things i could find in there
max: I like this one better. Slightly disturbing. I like the condoms along with the safe baby handling tips. the tape and wine in case he won't go quietly?
liezl: and needle nose pliers and 3D glasses to confuse the picture
max: oh ... is it weird I thought that was normal for you?
2 tags
on tailoring my bridesmaid dress
grace: Rip the dress with a slit up to your crotch.
liezl: I'm going to wear silver flashing hooker shoes.
grace: Watch HBO and get some tips from the Bunny Ranch girls and make some money at the wedding on the side.
IM BURNING THE OFFICE DOWN
I am not very excited about this lineup we are creating.
– KROQ’s Almost Acoustic Christmas is announced tomorrow.
Every year, we speculate who the performers will be.
Unfortunately, every performer that’s likely to perform is shitty.*
*see also: Offspring
Office Pool
They’ve started waging bets on how much my non-existent baby is going to weigh.
current weights:
9 lbs 8 oz
11 lbs 3 oz
Apparently I’m going to have obese babies because they factored in my love for donuts.