December 2009
117 posts
Slathering carrots in caramelized sugar and orange... →
Thanks to tim for expanding my vegetable horizons.
What's your current favorite Trader Joe's thing?
I’ve always loved their mac and cheese, strawberry licorice, and korean short ribs… next on my list is a hunt for monkey bread and their pumpkin spice pancake mix.
Anything else I should add to my grocery list?
November 2009
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on thanksgiving texts
john: liezl I'm thankful that out of the million possibilities I was blessed with you as my friend.
me: it's too early for you to be high.
john: it's never too early.
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Just Like Heaven by Laura Cortese
originally by...
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“The penis looked nice though.”
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Opt out of receiving Telephone Directory books →
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on my traffic citation
max: what penalty did you get? was it for being asian?
me: yeah, there weren't any numbers on the citation, just a happy face with slit eyes and a rice paddy hat.
max: that's in the penalty book?
me: yeah, the drawing helps since we can't read.
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Grow Old With You by Stephen Lynch & Laura...
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