May 2009
125 posts
April 2009
102 posts
Honestly, is there anything pleasant about being a...
I’ve been ranting about this for months now… but I still haven’t figured out why it’s an honor to be chosen to be in a wedding.
- I have to wear a dress I don’t get to pick out (it’s teal “tiffany blue”).
- I have to pay for said hideous dress.
- $50 to have dress altered.
- $100 for shoes.
- $200 for hair/makeup/nails.
- $60 for plane ticket...
So my roommate is moving out...
does anyone need a place on the west side?
- $635/month
- about $70/month in utilities
- Private Room.
- You will be sharing the bathroom with my other roommate.
- Tandem parking (we’d have to all take turns or fight over them)
- Cable + WiFi
- Must tolerate 2 cats.
- Don’t be crazy.
- Don’t be dirty. Clutter is fine.
- Don’t have Jason Mraz karaoke fests at 2 in...
Liezl: I'm sitting at the beach. It's cold.
Tony: I hope you find your zen. Go to your happy place.
Liezl: I hope I don't get raped and buried in the sand.
Tony: It wouldn't be as bad if it was in the other order.
Liezl: Then that would be just like any other family outing at the beach/craigslist date.
Tony: I need to frequent craigslist more often.