April 2010
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“Are you a Letterpress? Because I totally want to inspect your colon before your...”
– Kristen Schaal
March 2010
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"Can you change the color of the headline? Black...
Welcome to my world.
(via clientsfromhell)
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the only public, non-vague thing I'll ever have to...
If you love someone, tell them. Don’t leave them wondering. ever.
If you have problems verbally expressing how you feel, show them.
Even if gestures can’t all be grand or delbert shoopman-esque in nature, go for those small everyday acts of thoughtfulness—that random compliment, late night taco bell delivery, or random bottle of yellow gatorade—The point is to...
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Just saw a guy walk down the street putting...
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me: what did you learn in cub scouts?
max: nooses and banjo playing.
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“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” by Jay...
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That’s It, I Quit, I’m Movin’ On by Adele...
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to top off the wonderful night I've been having...
… while driving around for an hour in LAX traffic, an unknown liquid dropped onto my car from an overpass by Terminal B . Also, my window was open, it was the equivalent of getting pegged with a water balloon.
Except you wouldn’t be afraid a water balloon might have urine in it.
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“(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” by Alana Davis...
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Midnight screening of The Room or Point Break...
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This is what I live with
guy 1: I don't want to see balls. I don't want to see anything that might ruin me.
guy 2: No, no, no, I swear this is the best girl-on-girl action I've ever seen.
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Random Fact of the Day
James Lipton composed the theme music to Thundercats.
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